> The crotches seem kinda..... idk, greasy
That's lubricant and/or vaginal moist.
> and the faces (most of them) give me the jibblies.
I thought the ones I posted were cute enough. There's someone else (ID:Ka+c2mjp) posting other alsscan stuff though. You can of course always excercise your right to sage. Or you can try to flood them away with cute JAV actors (hint hint), but I doubt you'll find enough shaved ones to post.